Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Tales From my Youth - Roller Hell.

I was in two minds as to whether to post this here or to put it in my Roller Derby blog, but chose here because it is about the past, not the present.

Today I went to a skating/fitness class. Yes, you did read it right. A COMBINED roller skating and fitness training class. You can read about it on the other blog. And it brought back a lot of long dormant memories from my skating obsessive youth.

Forgive me if I am repeating myself here, for I am not sure what details I have mentioned in passing posts.

I worked at the local skating rink between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. During these years I  also played roller hockey, trained in speed skating and dabbled in derby. Figure skating only lasted a couple of months before I was kicked out for participating in the aforementioned more uncouth elements of roller skating (stupid old bag).

Today, with its fitness increments, brought back recollections of the intense training our teams underwent for roller hockey (and speed training - small town, most of us did both and so the training sessions sort of meshed into an all encompassing class).

The blurry images from my past yielded up some long-forgotten roller hell times. We were made to skate on the spot, top speed for fifteen minutes. For the hockey training we skated full speed with our sticks above our head for twenty minutes (oh lordy, my poor arms). One hundred sit ups with knees bent, sticks again held over head. Full push ups, elbow to knee twists, leg lifts.  ALL WITH SKATES ON! Heavy, cumbersome, skates that started to feel like massive blocks of concrete by the end of the training. I still can remember the sweat running off my face in streams, and I was a fit size eight in those days. Wet patches covered the rink, causing us to dodge and weave to avoid slipping and sliding. And yes, this was usually all in the one two hour training meet.

No wonder I was fit. No wonder I could skate the arse off anyone. No wonder I feel so bloody old and decrepit now!

Tonight I sit, rubbing my painful calves, massaging Voltaren into the swollen gammy knee, stretching out my upper thighs and lower back to try and ease the aching stiffness. I wish I was 17 again...

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Muse Wars Challenge 6 - The Sunset

Originally started by Melissa @ The Things I'd Tell You, the Muse Wars continued with the 2nd challenge set by Tanya(me) @ Meaninless Meandering From a Madmother, and the 3rd by Kakka @ Menopausal Mumma, the 4th challenge by Lori @ Random Ramblings of a SAHM, and the 5th challenge by Gemma @ sometimes you just need to vent.

 The first person to link their story to this post  @ Menopausal Mumma, will win the right to choose the next photo and set Challenge 7.

Are you up for it? Anyone can join in, you just need to write a story as your interpretation of the photo in around 500 words (although this limit was removed by Melissa in the first challenge so it is merely a suggestion).
 "Can Mummy see us too, Daddy?"  "Yes Tim, I think Mummy can see us too." "Pink is her very favourite, isn't it Daddy." "Yes son, I think God may have given her a pink sunset specially because she loves it so much." "God is nice isn't he Daddy. I think I will like Heaven."

Gerard took a deep breath, bracing himself for the next onslaught. This was a lot harder than he had ever imagined, and he had thought it through on so many sleepless nights. The innocence and unconditional love of this child swelled his bruised heart, giving him strength to go on. The summer breeze playfully tugged at their identical close-cropped brown curls.

"Yes son."
"Do you think God knows who I am?"
"I think God knows exactly who you are Tim."
"That's good. God must have a very good memory to know everybody musn't he Daddy. Daddy?"
"Yes Tim."
"Does God know Mummy is my Mum?"
"Oh Tim, of course God knows she is your Mum. Don't you have the exact same green eyes and big smile?"
"Do you think Mummy is smiling now Daddy? Right now?"
"I don't know Tim, I hope so."
Finally his son runs out of constant questions. They stand together in synchronised silence watching the spectacular sunset, waves quietly lapping around ankles, wet sand squishing underfoot. The light slowly begins to fade as God's afternoon sky display draws to a close.

Gerard turns to his child in the dim evening glow. "Time to go, eh Tim?"

"Do we have to Dad?"

"Show is over matey, we better head back."

A tiny figure frantically waves from the top of the beach near the carpark. The calls grow louder and louder as the distant figure rips off their shoes and begins to run down to the water.

They squint, unable to make out the face clearly, they both begin to wave frantically.

"TIMGERARD" All three run, heading to each other from opposite directions.

"Mummy!" Gerard stands back allowing his son to leap into his mother's arms. Tina smiles over their child's shoulder, his small arms clenched around her neck.
"Did you see the sunset Mummy? Did you see it from the doctors? It was for you, full of pink from God."
"I saw it from the window Tim. It was beautiful. A happy pink sky."

Gerard gazes questioningly into the sparkling green eyes of the mother of his child.

"A happy pink sky?"

"Yes. A happy pregnant pink sky. A girl baby sky, maybe?" Gerard joins in the embrace, encircling his wife and child in strong arms. After so many failed attempts over the last six years, they had given up hope. This, this, was an unexpected blessing from God. A bolt from the blue.  A happy pink girl sky, he thought, I can deal with that. I can definitely deal with that.

Memoir Monday - Madmother: Stuntwoman Extraordinaire!

Aww, crap. Did it again. Forgot about memoir Monday until it appeared in my Tuesday blog feed! Ah well, on with the tale for Travis's little thing (his words, not mine. I would never call his thing little. I have no idea about the size of his thing, it is beyond the scope of my personal experiences...).

This is going to be a quickie. Kids, school, work, yadda yadda...

I am an exceptionally talented woman (well, you all knew that), but I bet you didn't know of my stunt spectacular side? Only those very close to me know this one. The tragedy is it would have won Funniest Home Videos hands down except we didn't film it. Well, I guess we didn't know the show was going to be on.

Scene: Beautiful late summer day. Balmy, light breeze, sun is starting to dip in the west. Birds are singing, crickets chirping, Madmother manically mowing large lawn (we have nearly three acres so mowing is a little bit of a time consuming chore). The monster I ride is a 42" Cox similar to this one, but bigger. Vroom, vroom.
Yes, I will admit to being a bit of a rev-head speed demon - hey, I am a busy woman with lots to do. Well, that is my excuse andI'm sticking to it. Not mentioning the thrill of 15hp throbbing between the legs, quickly changing thrust, manoeuvring through the bushy brush, no sirree, none of those innuendoes here.

On this particular day I am hurrying around, swiftly turning, forward, reverse, cut, cut, cut.
Big Boy is wandering around cleaning up the garden. He walks around to the front of our house, out of the line of vision as I quickly dart under and through the swing set area. Now, we do not have one of those piddly little cheap metal and plastic play sets, no siree. Ours is a solid steel construction with heavy metal chains and huge rubber swingseats. In fact, one was a full, heavy circular tyre.

Big boy claims I was doing around the twenty kilometre mark. Mind you, this incident left him stunned, worried, quickly hurrying to check... I'll come back to this.
SO. I was flying through the middle of the swings, which by the way, were not yet concreted in. Holes dug, legs in said holes, but no cement. Have you clever bunnies worked it out yet? You seem to always be one step ahead of me, so have you?

Back to tales of a stuntmother. I'm flying through the gap between the two swings. The rubber swing seat (not the tyre, but the flatter one) wraps around the hand brake lever. I am oblivious at this point.

Well, what are the theories. Do I flip the tractor? Do I come to a grinding halt? Do I fly off the mowing beast into the air?

I look up as the mower slows. Flying like a catapault over my head is the whole swing set! Luckily the chain length is around 2 metres, as it tautly flies past the tyre clips my left arm feeling somewhat like a sledgehammer blow. Now how do I paint this picture clearly. Me, sitting on mower now halted. Chain of swing taut, straight, stretched to the limit of its capacity. Full solid steel swing set top bar flying perfectly parallel two metres above the mower. And me. It lands, completely straight onto top metal beam. The impact is loud, as is my scream.

Big Boy comes running from front of home. Worried, quickly hurrying to check...

if the bloody swing set is damaged!

Yeah, you read it right. Forget the wife, worry about the expensive swing set. Wife decapitated, no worries. Swing scratched, oh my, what shall we do?

But. You must admit it. It looked absolutely FANfuckingTASMAGORIC! It was a spectacular spectacle. Unfortunately witnessed by no others. I wore the purple/yellow/black bruised band of honour on my arm proudly.

But hell, my heart was pounding for the rest of the day. As my friends say when hearing of my adventure:

"Only YOU!"

Monday, March 29, 2010

Where, oh where, oh where is Kakka? Where, oh where...


Hmmm? She hasn't posted or commented for a while and it is her turn to pick a pic for the Muse Wars challenge...

So, Karen, to quote the Bingle Ballbreaker: where the bloody hell are ya?

Don't tell me you have packed up your ball and bat and gone to play elsewhere?

I miss you. Come back and post some blog love soon. Please.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Interlude with a Snake.

Now, you've all come rushing here expecting this be another bitching whine session, haven't you? Hmm? Own up, you love the venting sessions donchya!

Well, sorry to disappoint but I am here to tell a tale. A reptilian tale. We have had a scaly guest of late. A three metre diamond python. He was initially coiled up in the centre garden of our circular driveway, curled up contentedly at the feet of my concrete wench with a bellyfull of rodent (or so we thought). At first we did not know if he was alive, but the annoyed hiss and quick threatening movement of his head when prodded soon dispelled any doubt. And so we left in him in peace, saying hello as we passed, checking to see he was still visiting over the next few days.

As the sun came out from the clouds he moved onto the driveway. We cautiously navigated around him, and I warned visitors to be aware of our lethargic serpent speed bump.

Early last evening he changed to the garden near the shed, next to the path to our house. We chatted to him on our way out to drop the kids at the blue light disco.

On my return his eyes glowed reflecting in the car lights, still tightly looped amongst the flowers.

Another Mum dropped Boy 2 home later that night, and on walking up torch in hand to meet them I could not see our slithering visitor anywhere. I doubled over in laughter when my friend gave a series of girly screams, each pitched higher and higher, when I told her of our vanished guest. She clambered back into her car and sped away into the night. Pfft, delicate little petal... what's to be afraid of?

Boy 2 and I chat and joke as we walk back to the house. We have a country style garden and flowers flow over the rock edge of the meandering pathway. The night is dark, but my torch is adequate. Until the boy screams watch out for the snake! I, of course, think it is one of his many attempts at bad humour and pranking. Then he points and I look down as below the now very agitated python raises his head from below the rose bush.

I bellow with the same series of girly screams my friend had released, each pitched higher and higher, leap into the air and run into the house shivering and shuddering with fear.

And lay in bed still shaking an hour later...

Oh, and he left us a little farewell gift on the lawn. The furry remains of a partially digested bandicoot.

Letting Out The Inner Bitch

Hell, I know she comes out for exercise on a fairly regular basis but she screams so friggin loud if I don't. And to be honest she isn't too bad at the moment (not up to the regular cycle week of scariness here yet), and has retained the ability to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Dribs and drabs of the small town madness are getting let loose, it seems. Full moon? No idea but I think not, more like victim mentality at its finest. An innocent comment, taken, twisted and transformed into a personal attack. Some people have way too little self-esteem and far too much of a persecution complex.

Arrgghhh - why is it some people take such pleasure in building their lives on this petty crap? What amuses me even further is the accusation I have been making digs at her online. I can only assume she means here, and sadly the only comments prior to this latest self-perpetuated drama of her imagination were the aforementioned soppy, where is my friend and what have I done pathetic posts. Friggit - go back and read you silly little girl, where in hell did I attack you? In fact in this whole dramatic process YOU have led the assault EVERY time. Oh, and I love the blaming my deleting you from facebook reason for the end of the friendship. I deleted you in January, the ice princess act started in September, I tried for  FIVE months to keep the friendship, and only deleted you when some of your alleged comments came back to me. As I could not ask you I had to believe, with the below zero freeze out, they were true. Oh, and you blocked me you stupid, stupid woman. I just culled you along with many for multitudes of reasons.

You know what? Most of us have far more pressing issues to address in our lives than to deal with your paranoia. Keep out of my life, stop making up these ridiculous stories (they really are doing you no good, in fact more people seem to be getting your number with each episode), and grow the fuck up.

Must admit, the more shit, the less I miss the so-called friendship and the greater the gratitude of being free of it all. What is even sadder is that a second close friend has now told me what a nasty, spiteful person I had morphed into with this friendship. What can you say when someone says : "Welcome back" and you weren't even aware your true self had vanished?

Ah, that's better. Rant over. Bitch back in her box.

Oh, and if anyone here wants to have some decency and come and ask about these chinese whispers please do. It is what real friends and grownups do. It's called communicating.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Friday Fun or Feisty Frolics from a Former Freak...

In the spirit of Flog Ya Blog I thought it was time to lighten up the blogosphere around here. My serious side does take over when it is necessary, but let's face it, normally I am one slightly warped little puppy and I wouldn't want any *new friends* to get the wrong idea...

So I decided to introduce some Friday Fun!

In the bad old days Friday Fun consisted of tight short skirts, stilettos, big hair and lots of alcohol. If you have been around a while you'll know some of my dark past from my prior blogs such as  this Memoir Monday or I used to be a Rock Chick, and how much life is left in the old girl from Madmother: Queen of the Roller Derby. But for the latest arrivals, looking at recent blog posts may mislead you and leave you thinking that this is a very serious, sombre blog. I am here to tell you it is not. Most days. Don't get me wrong, I'm as capable of jumping up and down on my little soapbox as the next guy, it is just not COMPLETELY about me and my causes.

Friday fun nowadays means cracking a sweetly chilled light white, kicking off the shoes and letting the woes of the world wash away with some bitchy tv watching such as Airways or Americas Next Top Model. If I manage to track down True Beauty then even better (nasty boys and girls getting their comeuppance - gotta love some virtual bitch slapping). All in good fun, of course. Not to feed my inner bitch... no, not me.

So stick around, read through my old posts (there is plenty of material, will keep you going for weeks if you want), would love to get some new faces in my followers too. Pour yourself a glass and we'll raise a virtual toast. To all the wild women of blogging world...write on! Am off to search out all your dark secrets now.

Oh, and Jen, thanks for the award, will be back to pass it on over the weekend.

Flog Ya Blog Friday...


FlogYoBlog Friday is hosted by Brenda aka MummyTime . Rules : 1 . Follow her blog (only if you want to . No pressure . She is link #1 btw) . 2 . Grab the FlogYoBlog button and post it on your sidebar . TY . 3 . Link up your URL below and add a short description (it could be your blog or yourself or a teaser to your latest post) . 4 . Take the time to check out the other linkyers/bloggers . 5 . Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger . And get to know them . Pay it forward ya know . 6 . The list will remain open for linkyers on Fridays . 7 . A new and fresh link list will be up every Friday . And you will have to link up AGAIN . The previous link list does not carry over to the following week . 8 . And lastly have lotsa fun!

Want to be a part of this Blog Hop? Click here for instructions and code...
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Please note: I have no idea what I'm doing here so I hope this is right... And I'm already a follower of Mummy Time, so ner!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Road Less Travelled 3 - The Tale of a Boy & his Journey into Autismness

This series of blog posts is also available on Autism Sucks

Part 3

When our first child was born, we were the same as most new parents: filled with love, hope, joy and dreams for our son. Little did we know that God had planned a very different journey for us. Far from the smooth highway we veered onto the rugged back roads and broken dusty trails. We are now at the third stage of our expedition, the crucial stage. Hormones can be the blockage that derails the train, and we must work towards helping him plow on as best we can.
The first part of the section is fact. The second part, in blue italics, contains the less rational emotional journey.

The School Maintenance Years Eight to Twelve Years of Age:
  • Grade 2. New year, new teacher. I am astonished to find out they do not communicate with the teacher from the previous year. They do not want to prejudice or allow others' opinions to colour their judgement of a child. This year again, we have to explain that although he appears to tune out, ask him a question and he will amaze you with what he has absorbed and understood. We are grateful to have retained the same aides as the previous year, allowing for some continuity within the class. We write poetry as part of his speech therapy. We arrange an appointment with the Minds and Hearts clinic, an affiliate of Tony Attwood's clinic in Brisbane. Talking to the AVT there seems to be little doubt he falls under Asperger Syndrome, but we want to be sure. He is thriving academically with no sign of the intellectual impairment suggested. We meet with the psychologist that runs the clinic, Michelle Garnett. After many tests she confirms what we knew in our hearts, he has AS. Boy 1 has impressed her with his knowledge and understanding of emotions. The only one he cannot understand is deception. I am not surprised as he believes in the good in most. She asks if they can use him as a case study for their conferences, to show what one can achieve if you do it right. Again, positive feedback. We ARE doing this right. He tells her she is very beautiful as we leave.  How can they not talk? Surely, when this child is classified under Autism Spectrum Disorder it is crazy not to? These children thrive on routine and structure, each one has different triggers, individual sensory issues, each is unique. Why would you put the child AND the class as well as yourself through weeks of hell when it can be avoided? Dear God, this system is flawed. It soon becomes obvious she initially assumed ASD meant an II as well. He soon rectifies that opinion, but still she does nothing to challenge or stimulate him. This is going to be a coasting year, not the first, certainly won't be the last. Instead he reads his encyclopaedias at home, and researches things of interest, he plays his educational computer games. His meltdowns are less. The change of diagnosis is not recognised by the school, but we knew it would not be. They do not think Tony Attwood is an acceptable expert, and yet the rest of the world outside of Qld Ed does. To me this says more about the school system in this state than it does about Attwood.
  • Grade 3. Another new teacher, same aides, and the job share teacher is his one from Grade 1. Again we start from scratch but it is soon clear that this teacher has expectations. This teacher has ideas. This teacher is open to any suggestions or advice I can give. Hooray - this will be our year of success and progress. She calls him the Little Professor. She is one of those rarities - a born teacher. Tough, loud, authoritarian, compassionate. He blossoms and thrives. And goes on his first solo playdate whilst his mother sits at home counting the minutes and dreading the phone ringing. It goes well. He makes another new friend when his other mate repeats Grade 2. He tends to have intense friendships which are not always smooth sailing. His obsessiveness can be hard for other kids to cope with. It is even harder when the friend also tends towards the obsessive as this new one does. We lose our second aide, the first leaving due to pregnancy. We have a new lady, but do not replace the two-day contract. Our wonderful AVT is replaced by another. One who is a textbook reader, with no idea about the individuality of the child. One who wants to come in and change what has worked wonderfully for three years. We, the parents, and the two teachers batten down the hatches and refuse to let her stuff it all up. At this point he is coping well with three days a week with an aide. The principal continues to support us. I now call him friend as he has done so much and pushed so many boundaries for our child. I am so much more relaxed this year as I know these educational professionals have my son, as an individual with Asperger Syndrome, and what is in his best interest at heart more than ever before. On one of his bad days he climbs up on the fence at the top of a two-metre drop and threatens to kill himself. Terrifying. I (after defusing him, talking it out and making sure it was a cry for help not an absolute attempt at suicide) wait till he is asleep then drink a bottle of wine. Days later I learn his teacher had done the same thing, sitting crying for my son and his desperation. Luckily it was a Friday. To think she cared so much that we were not that different in our depth of reaction...  This is our year of big jumps forwards and I am proud. Sadly we already know next year will be the downturn. We increase our aide days back up to five to buffer the child, not help the teacher this time.
  • Grade 4, the year of hell. We knew it would be bad. We had no idea how bad. Not only did we have an inadequate teacher but it was also the year bullying did untold damage and the SN teacher took control and undid years of work. It was the year of regression and disintegration. The year of anger, pain and fear. The year I wonder if we have lost the battle. We found a new psychologist, a male who specialises in ASD, and initially is part of the Minds and Hearts group. Initially the aim was to build a professional relationship to be ready when Boy 1 launched into puberty, but now it is a lifeline for us. It is also the first year he goes away to school camp, accompanied by Big Boy. Not a great success, but an achievement none the less. I knew it would be bad. I just knew it. SHE was the one who told us our second child was ASD, then ADHD, anything to cover her inadequacies. Our paed made the comment that the teacher was the one with issues, not the child. No matter what we say it all comes down to a power play. She goes against our advice purely to show she can. Boy 1 plays her like a violin, acting the poor little autistic child to the hilt. She responds with hugs, and lets him do whatever he feels he wants to, which is very little. Meltdowns become a regular daily occurrence as he gets to leave the classroom as soon as he launches one. I later find out she has told him I would homeschool him if he cannot cope in the class. Offering him his greatest wish - to be home with me. As his behaviour and control spiral downwards, she makes the ultimate mistake. When I am ill, Big Boy is away with a friend fighting for their life, she sits me down and suggests he does not come for full days, and not every day. My God, she has underestimated me once again. I go straight to the principal after making it clear who is the inadequate one in the equation, and that she has created this situation and by hell, she shall deal with it. Boy 1 and I spend the evening cooking and sobbing. Now he knows he would be going to a new school, without his peers and friends, without his brother, without his aides. Not the dream but a nightmare for him. The hard thing is he now has to reign back in the behaviour, he has to take back control, he has to step up once more, but it is all the harder this time as he has let it all fall apart and must re-learn and re-use all those years of emotional training and the tools he was taught. Slowly, with no help from the teacher, he turns it around. The strength of my son has me in awe yet again. His wonderful psych is there every small, tentative step of the way.
  • Grade 5, the year of recovery. An all boy class with a male teacher. It works well. The teacher knows he has a lot of ground to make up. With all the children from my son's class of the year before. Boy 1 is lucky, he is a very bright child, others have not fared so well and struggle to catch up. This year he and I go to camp, with Boy 2 as well. An outstanding success as he pushes well beyond his boundaries and comfort zone. He starts guitar, and loves it. He thrives in the black and white world of a strict male teacher. He copes so well, and understands the boundaries in this testosterone driven classroom, even when he meltsdown he just takes 5 outside the door, gathers himself up and returns to his work. He has grown up so much, taking a lot more personal responsibility as I look after my sick mother early in the year. We have a new SN teacher, the old one returned but on a job share basis. I refused to have her work with my child after the debacle last year. We also have a new principal and must tread carefully until we know her. Things are looking up after the prior year of anguish.
  • Grade 6, the here and now. The year of growing up. He is twelve, and puberty is breathing hot and heavy on our heels. I am scared, my once loving, reasonable child is being replaced by a belligerant pre-teen. One who is sullen and uncommunicative. The child who would never shut up is now becoming morose and secretive. Most days I am able to talk, joke and love him out of it. We realise the pressure is on at school. The pace of the composite 6/7 class is frenetic - all the kids are feeling it. It is almost like high school, in fact they say the kids who come out of these two classes are the most prepared for secondary school. But that does not help his anxiety and stress levels now. It does not help my concerns and doubts. Have we mis-calculated? Will this be his undoing, not his making? Will he burn out before he even looks at getting out of Primary school? We are in the unknown, the emotional quicksand and all we can do is put one exhausted foot in front of the other and hope we don't sink. I am tired. We are all so very tired. But we have no choice but to continue. The amount of homework and assignments is incredible. The late nights are not helping but it has to be done. His anxiety is crippling his ability, I have to be with him counselling, defusing, encouraging him to complete tasks. Each piece takes three times longer than it would if he would stop the moaning, the delaying, the prcrastinating. Tempers are frayed as my nights are spent on him. I am not sleeping.
This is where we stand today. But underlying all of these years in autism world is the pressure of being his main focus, the only one who can talk him down or reason with him when he is in full meltdown. He slept in bed with me until he was nine. I had little personal space or time, especially when he was younger and am always aware that I need to be contactable at all times. Every phone call grabs at my heart until I realise it is not the school or the playdate parent. It exhausts me and I often wonder what would happen if I was not here. But I am and can only believe I will be for years to come. Because this is a new battle now. Hormones and teenage angst will be entering into the ASD arena any day, and we must be prepared. As prepared as any parent can be against an unseen, unknown foe.

The Road Less Travelled 2 - The Tale of a Boy & his Journey into Autismness

This series of blog posts is also available on Autism Sucks

Part 2

When our first child was born, we were the same as most new parents: filled with love, hope, joy and dreams for our son. Little did we know that God had planned a very different journey for us. Far from the smooth highway we veered onto the rugged back roads and broken dusty trails. At this second stage of our odyssey I had begun to see the differences between my two children. It was time to start asking questions, and looking for help.
The first part of the section is fact. The second part, in blue italics, contains the less rational emotional journey.

 The Beginning of the Therapy Years Three to Seven Years of Age:
  • My doctor thinks I am nuts. Have asked for hearing test and referral to Speech Therapist. Hearing test is fine, they applaud how responsive he is to the questions. Speech Therapist is a nightmare. Broken, dirty toys, she speaks to me not him other than to chastise him. Tests him. Report comes back very bad. She states he will never socialise, interact, and suggests we send him somewhere for severely disabled children. I persevere for two more visits, then send Big Boy in with Boy 1 as I think I am over-reacting obsessive mother. He comes out ropeable with her. It is not just me. We cease. My heart breaks when she coldly states he has no future, I quickly gauge she feels we are wasting her time, that he cannot be helped. I know I am over-protective and worry I am not aiding my child if I stop him seeing her. It gives me validation when the calm, rational, reasonable Big Boy comes out wanting to kill. It is the first and last time I will ignore my gut instinct when it comes to my children.
  • The meltdowns are amazing. They can last up to two, sometimes three hours. If I go out without him Big Boy has to deal with them alone. If we are shopping and I walk into a store whilst they sit outside he will scream in hysteria. Big Boy has been accused of not being the father. It is heartbreaking for all of us. I feel trapped, suffocated and yet I cannot stand to hear his distress when I walk away. How is a mother meant to allow her child to suffer like that? It is not normal, it cannot be normal. At night he sleeps with his nose nuzzled to my neck, content to be with Mummy. Safe from the faceless fears that dog his days. He is angelic in sleep.
  • Boy 1 starts long day-care for 2 days a week. He is three and a half. He interacts little and parallel plays instead of joining in. The separation anxiety is off the scale. They quickly pick up something different and refer him to the Development Assessment Team (DAT). They also have a speech therapist (private) which attends the little centre. She is a Godsend. Boy 1 loves her. We are to continue with her for the next three years until her retirement. Many words of encouragement and wisdom are spoken, as he captivates her with his ability to laugh at himself. The day-care is not one I am happy with, but he has made a friend and does not want to leave. It was a nightmare getting him through the worst of the separation anxiety, and I think if we moved it could well break both him and I. The director is quite nasty about his DATS assessment and the time it takes. She wants the funding, but has no interest in my child. Thank God for Ros, she is a blessing. She loves how Boy 1 throws his hands in the air when he stuffs up and head back, bellows a huge laugh going "Whoops, silly Boy 1!" She tells me she has seen thousands of children in her many years of therapy, but never one with such an ability to laugh at himself. It will get him through life if he can keep this sense of the absurd, she says. She also pulls me up on my pre-conceptions of his life. When I burst into tears and sob: "He will never backpack through Europe or Mexico by himself like I did!" her retort is, "Oh come on... I would never back pack by myself. Stop casting your aspirations onto your child and allow him his own!" I LOVE Ros. She gives me hope.
  • DAT. For two and a half years he has physio and occupational therapy, and the social worker supports us. We choose to remain private with speech as we have found such a gem. Weekly. All weekly. By now we are seeing a paediatrician and later a psychologist. The paed is sure he is on the spectrum. He does not want to formalise it until absolutely necessary to access help. We lose the DAT services and go onto the long waiting list for Autism service providers once he has this label. The service this government group provides is a lifeline for us. DAT is full of wonderfully compassionate professionals. The social worker is astounded when I burst into tears crying it is all my fault. Big Boy is floored, he had no idea I blamed myself, wondered if the haze of grief had damaged my child. If I had caused his autism. The paed shattered my heart when he told us his thoughts on the path we were going to have to walk. PDD-NOS, again google becomes an enemy. Dire predictions, limited abilities, a life less worth. I stop reading, in my heart I know it is not his road. At therapy, Boy 1 captures hearts yet again. He certainly creates a lasting impression. Years later, when Boy 2 is found to have the low muscle tone and fine motor skill issues, we are back at DATs. It is like witnessing the return of the long lost King. "Boy 1 is here... Look who it is, Boy 1! Boy 1 - so good to see you, how are you and what are you doing here?" He loves most of the therapists, but I am amused, as is the physiotherapist, when he treats one of the work-experience students with disdain. This young man considers working with children below him. And it slowly becomes obvious to us adults what the child sees from the beginning. I quickly learn to accept his judgement on others. Boy 1 works out people's true nature no matter how deeply they have hidden it. He gives his all to those he respects, and they respond with respect in return.
  • We become the social organisers of the school. The paed has suggested we push one-on-one friendships in the sanctity of his safe haven - home. Initially it is a case of trial and error; some kids just don't gel with him and his unique brand of quirkiness. Slowly we find out those that work for all concerned. Our house becomes known as the house of fun, kids now clamour for an invitation. It will be the bargaining tool we use in the future. When bullying arises Boy 1 quite plainly announces that only friends get invited to his house. It is amazing how our reputation spreads and the desire to be one of the lucky few who frequent here on a regular basis grows. I just wish someone could see how much we need a break and offer to have him, just for a few hours.
  • In January just before he turns five, he has his school immunisations, including another MMR injection. He regresses immediately, but more scarily, he has a rage attack at day-care and loses twenty minutes of his memory. We do not know what to do, the GP only makes the comment "Well, we know not to give him that again." In desperation we turn to natural medicine, a huge step for a mainstream family. We attend a local homeopath. I am astounded as she recites my child and his problems to me, including things like the drenching night sweats and the sensory issues. Within thirty-six hours she has managed to return him to a closer version of who he was a week prior. So incredibly obvious is the change that when Big Boy returns from work he comments "Boy 1 is back!" I am filled with guilt. Why did I not question more, why did I blindly accept the advice and platitudes of the doctors? I now research and am devastated to read the facts and stories out there. What have I done to my child? How much have I wronged him in my ignorance? It is a guilt I must live with forever. We deal with meltdowns constantly again.
  • At five, he starts preschool (Qld Education system prior to the introduction of Prep). I have taken all reports in, spoken to them, but still they are overwhelmed by the reality of my son. This is the year the battles really begin. School is hard. Sensory overload hits on a daily basis, and multiple incidents. He brings one true support and friend from the day-care. This one child is his saviour, the go-between for the teachers and the other children. Without this friend he would not have survived his first year of school. In the later stages of the year his teacher suggests I look at the Special Education Development Unit at a school thirty minutes away. It is not what I feel is right for him, so we stay battling forwards. We have a meeting with teachers, aides, school guidance counsellor, speech therapists (school based and private), psychologist and us, the parents. We mark out a plan for the following year. He is still completely ambidextrous, and the physio and OT decide we need to concentrate on choosing a dominant hand for him. Right handed it is. Have to work on stopping the mirroring. They are pushing for him to attend the SEDU. I cannot rationalise my emotion, but my gut instinct is waving a red flag frantically. It is not for him. How on earth can he learn how to behave as others in the "normal" zone, if all the kids he socialises with have issues of their own? And why, did they not realise his issues when I was open and informed, delivered reports and information, ASKED them if they felt they could cope BEFORE he started? We start seeing both speech therapists, as Ros is winding down in preparation for retirement. They work as a team, and we are impressed by the public system we had heard such bad things about. The teacher is pushing to repeat him. I am unsure. She pushes harder until in a grand battle of the wills, I succumb. She is right, and the fact that this softly spoken woman cared enough about my son to raise her voice and fight on in the face of my belligerence... She has earned my respect and undying gratitude. Sadly, on the other hand, the special needs guidance counsellor is ineffective and, in reality, of no use to us. I ask her about privately funding an aide as Qld Ed will not provide support prior to compulsory attendance (preschool is voluntary), she tells me it cannot be done. I respectfully request she ask her superior as I had heard it could be. She refused, said it was a waste of time. I went over her head, in fact jumped straight to the head of the department of the Special Education section for all of Qld Ed. It could be done if the principal agreed. He agreed. The final straw in her fall in my esteem is when, after fighting us tooth and nail to allow him to go into Grade 1 and the SEU, when we tell her of the decision to repeat him she drops and plunges her head down into her hands on her lap and says: "Thank God, I could not bear to think of him in that room with all those violent, badly behaved bigger children..." HANG ON - you were the one insisting it was the thing to do that was right for him! And you said it would be best for him?
  • We repeat him in Preschool, but taking the option we fund an aide to be with him. A wonderful woman, Barb, with loads of experience comes to work with him on the two and a half days he is there. She teaches him tools to help him cope. In the beginning of the year he is officially diagnosed as PDD-NOS under the autism spectrum umbrella. The psych brings up an intellectual impairment possibility as well. Later in the year, along with the continuation of the other therapies, we attend a six week social skills group. All the boys are six, all diagnosed PDD-NOS, and attend once a week under the supervision of the psychology department of a local university. It is not a success. For the first time he is aggressive, picking up the bad behaviours of the other children and learning no good ones. We start looking at the school issue for grade 1. Finally it feels like we are working on setting the bar higher for him, and giving him the tools to succeed not fail. The social skills group was recommended by the psych. It becomes the first time he tells me he hates me. Over a packet of Twisties. He is devastated when I ask him how he would feel if I said that to him. He tells me that another boy told him he says that to his Mum and she gives him what he wants. How can this be helping him socially? There is also a group for the parents whilst the children attend. I am amazed when one of the mothers quite nastily comments that I have it so much harder than the others because my child is so much worse. Am I living in a dream world? Do I not see him as he is? For that woman whose child regularly is violent, steals food and is tragically obese, is spoilt rotten by being given anything he craves because "he doesn't understand NO..." to tell me this really upsets me. Then I get mad. Stupid, stupid female. This group is not about competition, it is about support! No wonder I cannot stand the Autism groups of the "poor me, but you're worse off" mentality. Keep mouth shut amazingly. Resolve never to go to any of these group screw-ups again. Feel very alone in my belief in my child and his ability to grow.
  • Our private ST has retired, and the school one has strangely vanished. From fortnightly sessions it falls to two in seven months. We go private again, and also for OT as we can no longer access DAT services. He is ascertained a level 5 under the Qld Ed system, 6 being the highest need. We continue all our programmes at home as well. We discover we have no control over the time he spends in the Special Ed Unit if he remains in the closest school. We decide to go to the smaller school, talk to the Principal, organise again to fund an aide. We look for a new aide as our lovely Barb will not be coming with us. We find two wonderful women to job share the role five days a week. The system is not happy with us. The wheels have fallen off the public arena with speech and OT. A change of ST has them vanishing off the face of the earth. Luckily I had stumbled across another private therapist in the shoe section of Myer. Don't ask. We also follow the DAT's OT into private practice. In a bizarre twist the OT and the ST share a desk at disability services where they both work part time. Brainstorming about Boy 1 and the best way to join together to help him becomes their lunchtime habit.  The school issue raises its ugly head. We had decided to continue him in this school, not move him to our original choice, the other smaller school on the other side of the mountain. We figure we can continue to fund the aide and mainstream him avoiding the SEU, but having it for back up. My reluctance to have him in there has many reasons. The person running it has been there for decades, is burnt out, uninterested in the kids, there for the salary. The carers there... well, if you had heard one of them calling it the spitters and kickers babysitting colouring in club would you want your child in there? And lastly, as I said, we want the bar set higher, not lower. And we feel he will never learn to conform if the children around him do not. As he is a born mimic he will mirror the bad behaviour just as much if not more than the good. We are wrong. Once he was ascertained we had no input or control on the time he would spend there. This all hit in the last month of school. We attend the placement meeting where our son's future will be discussed. They are insisting he has an II, and that we are scarring him by not admitting he cannot learn. A lot of harsh words are flung at us, but Big Boy is my tower of strength and we both remain calm. We take great pleasure in uttering the words "parent preferred placement" for the other little school knowing they can spit and curse but are legally impotent.
  • We trial Dexamphetamine at the paed and school's insistence. A two month trial. They recommended we start in Grade 1, I refused stating I needed him observed by professional educators that knew him well. The teachers insist there is a big difference, all I see is a lot more aggression and anger in my once gentle, mournful child. He was never one to lash out, but he begins to seethe in rage. This was the child his teacher had complained broke her heart because he came to her with pleading eyes that expressed his pain, "My world is broken, can't you fix it?" I believe the staff mean well, but all doubts are confirmed when they mistakenly send home the year's daily reports which show NO FEWER issues during the drug trial than prior. We decide not to continue with the medication. He is leaving preschool unable to read or write, still mirroring to some extent, no drawing skills whatsoever. I am wondering if he may be dyslexic. I know he is smart, and yet he seems not to learn as the other children do.  I begin to realise they had believed he could not learn and so did not push or try very hard. He was packed into the too hard basket and I am glad to be changing schools for a fresh start and a new perspective. Instead of the Dex or Ritalin we start him on fish oil. Has a far more noticeable effect than the prescription drugs after the first few weeks.
  • He turns seven just prior to starting Grade 1. A new school, new friends, new battles. His senses hit overload as he attempts to cope. The aides are invaluable, especially when he runs. Wonderful teacher; patient, loving but firm aides, he very slowly starts to find a love of learning. By halfway through his first year he top of the grade for reading, and more importantly, he is writing though under protest. He insists he cannot do it, he is no good at it, he is a failure at writing. He tells us the teacher at his old school told him so. The principal is his obsession. This wonderful man gives him a principal's award (once a term, only a few allocated) for improvement in writing. It is all the encouragement he needs to put new energy into trying to improve his writing skills. And every time he stumbles and cries he cannot do it, we all point to the award and say: "Look. Would you have been given this by Mr H if he thought you couldn't?" And he bravely struggles on. I cannot believe the stupidity of the preschool teacher in allowing him to see her frustration and doubt in his abilities. He now thinks he cannot learn. His excellent memory is becoming a disadvantage in certain instances, this is one of them. These kids just don't forget. He quivers when he sees the principal. He cannot leave the grounds without ritually telling him "You are a wonderful principal Mr H!" He feels safe, and on the bad days when I am called to pick him up, it is Mr H who will be sitting in sickbay, talking to him, keeping him calm. It is not an easy year. In the first group parent teacher meeting our Grade 1 teacher has to address comments made to her about why he is in mainstream. She makes it clear that it is a blessing for the class, most do not realise we fund 21 hours of the aide time, that Qld Ed merely supplied 4 hours. We know he is not an easy child, but we have not just idly handed him to them, we have given additional support, done whatever we can, whatever is requested. I am amazed by the end of the year, how far he has come with a little belief in him.
  • We have a wonderful Advisory Visiting Teacher. She understands where we are going, and the hopes and aims of our methods. It is a pleasure to be fully supported. She asks me if I mind her using us as an example to other parents of the right way to do things. I nearly cry. Validation instead of condemnation. So rare. So wonderful.

This is our busy time. Between appointments we need to make sure Boy 2 is not missing out, we have to make time to do fun things as a family. Not easy when you have a child who hates crowds, loud noises, smells, tastes and new experiences. We are determined to break the rigidity of his life, though some days I have to wonder if it is all too hard and if we should just stay home and shut out the world. I know it would make life easier, but in the long term it would harm him. And us. And so we battle forwards.


The Road Less Travelled 1 - The Tale of a Boy & his Journey into Autismness

This series of blog posts is also available on Autism Sucks

Part 1

When our first child was born, we were the same as most new parents: filled with love, hope, joy and dreams for our son. Little did we know that God had planned a very different journey for us. Far from the smooth highway we veered onto the rugged back roads and broken dusty trails. The first of the section is fact. The second part, in blue italics, contains the less rational emotional journey.

The Early Years Birth to Three Years of Age:
  • High Blood Pressure last trimester - medically controlled by Labetalol. My mother-in-law suffers a cerebral haemorrhage when I am thirty weeks pregnant. We travel interstate to see her and land smack bang into family politics, making life nasty and hellish. On our return, my previously perfect blood pressure has skyrocketed through the roof. Rushed off to BP specialist and medicated. Weekly visits. Informed it is MY BP, not pre-eclampsia.
  • Admitted seven days overdue, blood pressure dangerously high again. Controlled, induced ten days over. Twenty-four hour labour, attempted forceps, foetal distress, meconium passed not inhaled, emergency caesarean section. Blue baby. Apgar four at birth, nine at five minutes. I cope, after all that is what women do. I have run the gauntlet and survived, and so I cope. And thank God for a brilliant obstetrician without whom we both would not have survived.
  • Slightly jaundiced baby. All well within 24 hours. He is cute, but I am waiting for this overwhelming rush of maternal love. It finally kicks in around Day 3, about the same time as my milk. And the tears. Then I get mastitis. Twice. Gotta love this gig.
  • Early childhood nurse picks up torticollus and craniosynostosis (or cranial stenosis as it was back then). Turns out he was wedged like a cork in my pelvis the last trimester which resulted in weakened muscles on one side of his neck, tightened on the other. Craniosynostosis/Craniostenosis is when premature synostosis of cranial bone sutures occurs, normal head growth is inhibited. Various characteristic anomalies of the head develop as a result, and in extreme cases, the development of the brain and sensory organs is hindered. Google is not my friend. My baby may have to have the sutures in his skull cut open. His forehead is pushed forward on the left and his skull is flattened at the rear. His brain is being crowded. He screams in terror when they lock his head into position to take an x-ray. I cry.
  • By twelve months old, (when I am two months pregnant) we are given the all clear. Physiotherapy, posturing, tummy time and sleeping position regulating has strengthened his neck muscles, allowed the pressure to be relieved on the flattened plate of his skull, and the bones to realign. It is pure luck that the plates have not fused. We rejoice that our gorgeous boy does not need surgery on his delicate skull. I did not know how I was going to handle it if they had said "surgery". All the tears when we made him lie on the side he was not comfortable in, all the battles when he tried to roll to the other flat side were worth it. He is going to be okay.
  • He starts saying words quite young. The ECN does not believe he is saying "Mama" at four months, she says he is babbling "Mumumumumumu". Until he does it in front of her. Until he deliberately and clearly calls Mama when I leave the room. Looks for me. Waits. Then yells quite annoyed: "MAMA!" She also denies the night terrors in a child under 12 months old. So we video them. Again she admits her mistake. By twelve months, he has over thirteen words including a favourite: cheesestick. Sentences are being formed. He is a joy, and apparently quite forward in his speech according to the ECN. But he is lagging in the physical development side, but we are told not to worry.We can only stop the terrors by latching him onto the breast. I feed to thirteen months when I am nearly through my first trimester and sick as a dog.
  • He is a very Mum focused child. Clingy, but a happy, laughing boy with it. Sleeps through except for night terrors sometimes. Captivates many with his engaging smile. Loves blowing raspberries to strange women over Dad's shoulder. He has the best laugh and an infectious giggle. Hubbie could have had lots of phone numbers with this one as his wingman. So engaging, he loves people. Had the whole plane playing peek-a -boo on one of our flights north. I think he is used to being with me, which is why he cries on the rare times he is not.
  • Commando crawls from 5 months, crawls on knees 11 months, finally walks 17 months. Finally! Thought I would be carrying two babies around. ECN says the lateness is nothing to worry about.
  • Loves being a big brother. Constantly monitoring adventurous Boy 2. He loves his baby. Sits and chats whilst I feed Boy 2. Never a hint of jealousy, none of the anger or tantrums we were told to expect. Is very protective of his little brother.
  • Sensitive little man, is upset if people yell or argue. Does not like loud noises but is not exposed to them often.
  • At almost three he begins to change. Coincidentally it occurs with his MMR injection. He becomes extremely attached to me screaming whilst I shower. His speech changes to an  indistinct, slurred, monotone. Obsessions come out and eye contact is avoided. Meltdowns run for up to two hours. My child vanishes and a new one is revealed. The doctor later says it is at this age that these signs emerge. I am lost in a fog of grief. After a long battle my Dad has lost his fight with cancer. I am not mothering my children, I am merely managing. The baby sitter mentions autism. I tell her to mind her own business, silly little know it all. My son is nothing like Rainman.  
This is the beginning of our journey, in my heart I knew something was wrong but could not face it. As my grief grew more manageable, I started look at the issues. My first concern was his speech problems, and the unexplained changes. It was to be my starting point.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Autism Sucks.

I have been working on a post about our journey with Boy 1, documenting our experiences, looking at where Autism Spectrum Disorder, more specifically Asperger Syndrome, has taken us. It was originally going to be one post but I have realised it is far too large to dump on anyone in one hit and I have broken it into sections. I will be posting them here, but also on another blog. See the button on the near top left of this blog? Yeah? It is true. I have become one of the contributors to:

In the administrators' own words:

Children don't suck, but autism often does.

Parenting a child with autism really sucks, a lot of the time.

That's ok! here is where you admit it.

a place to throw stones, throw down, throw up. Even throw in the towel. This is YOUR place.

In my words: a safe haven. Somewhere to go, read, learn, comment, and never feel alone. Someone where everyone gets IT. Somewhere to cyber scream and not have to hold back. As said: Your place...
It is not a harsh place, it actually is very comforting to find other like parents. For those of you who do not have ASD kids, it is a good place to go to acquire knowledge as one day your path will be crossed by someone who lives with this.
Now I am off to edit and try to complete this painful, prolonged, plentiful purge. And then I shall begin to post our story. Please stay around, I may need my hand held when done...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pure **Fluff** & A Happy Birthday!

Still struggling with my massive missive, who would have thought journaling the journey would be so time consuming?

I figured it was time for some lighthearted entertainment, a purely indulgent sense saturation post.

So here ya go:

"Mum, are you legless again?"

Now, is that sunrise or sunset? Damn those tequila slammers...

Off with the fairies...

And just for the lovely Melissa over @ Sugar Coat It as it is her birthday:

Happy Birthday Mel you sweet,
Hope your birthday's all you seek
But hide from Tubby where you sleep
Cause into your bed he will creep

And just to show I am not totally crass...

Sweets 'n flowers, what more could you want? Have a great day, blogalicious lady!