Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Madness from Manic Madmother - Yes, Fluff!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy... I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
 Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
 A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and let it bring someone you like smile, maybe even chuckle.

(and God love that pig!)










10 comments:

Kakka said...

I could say only 30 minutes - lol. Way to go pig!!!

cjtato said...

Hahahahaha. An oldie but a goodie.

Melissa *Suger Coat It* said...

Baahahaha! Love it. Interesting facts but truly awesome commentary.

Anonymous said...

So, did someone actually get paid to sit around and time the pig? Cathy

Apples and Autobots said...

Awesome! Thanks for the chuckle.

kathleen said...

yeah...I lso want to know who timed the pig...counted the catfish tastebuds...and measured farts. I think they might be related to me..:) Over from blog gems...

Sasha said...

lol loved it, going to be sharing this as part of the Sunday Surf.

over from blog gems

MommyToTwoBoys said...

Priceless! Your comments absolutely MAKE the post! And I am a lefty, but at this moment am turning off my computer and learning to write with my right.

Thanks for participating in Blog Gems!

Autism Mom Rising said...

Happy Blog Gems! What a fun read!

Shiroi Tora said...

Now those were funny..mostly because of your witty comments to them. Very good!