Found these over at E.'s Whining at the World: (see, I do read your blog!)
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: Fruit which has a special internet connection so you can google while out and about. On the plus side it is biodegradable and can get thrown away once you have eaten the fruit.
Ambytime: A time to amble. Which is like wandering only more constructive because with a specific time frame.
Asscactus: Really annoying person who thinks they know everything.
Now, there is no way in the world I would have the attention span to post all those answers in that list, but I do love a good confuddle! So my definitions are as follows:
Fruitgoogle: When you eyes pop out of your head so far they look like grapes on a stem.
Ambytime: A deadline. A colloquialism of am getting it completed by this time. "Is a 5pm ambytime okay with you?"
Asscactus: The change in diagnosis for puberty onset mood complications in a male with Asperger Syndrome, also known in this house as arseburger syndrome. From tasty little arseberger to prickly asscactus - the teenage ASD years. And yes, HE thinks it is hilarious (but this is a child who "got" Monty Python at five years of age).
Oh, and confuddle? Means to confuse with blatant bull! See why I win at Balderdash?