Thursday, October 8, 2009

A Little Laughter for Melissa.

One of my friends needs a little laughter in her life. This is for her.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?


What do you call a man who has lost 99% of his brain?

A widower.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

What do you call a guy who sticks his right arm in a shark's mouth?


How does a high school boy propose marriage?

"You're having a what?!?"

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to Santa!

How are a chicken and a grape alike?

They are both purple... except for the chicken.

Yes, they are bad and sad, and hopefully made you giggle. Just a little.

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