One of my friends needs a little laughter in her life. This is for her.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?
"Sparky"
What do you call a man who has lost 99% of his brain?
A widower.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a guy who sticks his right arm in a shark's mouth?
Lefty!
How does a high school boy propose marriage?
"You're having a what?!?"
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
How are a chicken and a grape alike?
They are both purple... except for the chicken.
Yes, they are bad and sad, and hopefully made you giggle. Just a little.
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